8 Things Meme
I was tagged by Joe with this a while back, so here I am responding.
8 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Learn to speak Japanese
2. Get a motorcycle
3. Travel
4. Live far away for a while (like a year or two in Asia or Europe (the continent this time, as I�ve kinda done the Ireland thing)
5. Publish a novel
6. Be interviewed on TV (and not as one of the neighbours of a serial killer either �oh, he seemed like such a nice boy.�)
7. Re-learn French
8. Win
8 things I can do:
1. Drum
2. Write (prose)
3. Speak in public with no fear
4. Home renovation stuff
5. Come every time I have sex.
6. Find jobs
7. Read extraordinarily quickly, anywhere, regardless of distraction or noise
8. Drive well/fast (despite the opinions of those around me)
8 things I cannot do:
1. Sing
2. Dance
3. Be tickled
4. Tolerate people who can�t come when they have sex.
5. Keep jobs
6. Save or manage money
7. Play Scrabble (I know, I�m a writer, you�d think�)
8. Have a crush or be interested in a guy once I know he�s straight
8 things that attract me to the same/opposite sex:
1. Cute/sexy (utterly subjective I know)
2. About my height
3. Dresses well, or at least interestingly. Cute Japanese or HK FOB boys especially.
4. Reads my writing**
5. Is interested in politics
6. Has no hang-ups about sex
7. He�s Asian
8. He�s sarcastic
8 things I say often:
1. Fuck
2. Prick
3. Cock
4. Motherfucker (I swear a LOT)
5. I�ll get right on that
6. Dude
7. What�s new and exciting (place holder conversation)
8. God I need a beer.
8 celebrity crushes:
1. Celebrity crushes are like crushes on straight boys, impossible to sustain
8 People I want to do this (who probably won�t):
1. Heipel
2. Jane
3. Hamish
4. Eric
5. Kenichi
6. Bert
7. Okay that�s only 6