Home Depot Hell
I haven't been boring everyone on the blog about the trials of our latest home renovation (those unfortunate enough to be near us in person however are hearing all about it). But I have to share this. This is how fucked up the world is. The countertop was delivered Thursday. The installer was to come in saturday, but called to say he woudln't. Sneaky bastard left a voicemail to that effect and promptly stopped returning calls. He said, instead, that he'd come in Monday (today). No prizes if you can guess the next bit - he didn't. He's now utterly fucking missing. Home Depot can't find him.
I hate this shit. This is why when I buy my next place it will be so finished, that it will have those eco-green lightbulbs that last for 20 years. Because I swear to fuck if I have to do anything more than hang a fucking curtain in the next place, I will BURN IT DOWN!!!
