Gay Travel
I downloaded a Japanese phrase book the other day for my little Pocket PC. I was taking a course last year in Japanese and I enjoyed it. I love a language that only has two verb tenses and no gender or number agreement (anyone who learned French in school knows what a boon that is). But I realise that most phrase books are limited, because they're generic. So I propose an international gay/slut handbook/guide. herewith are my initial entries, in Japanese:
Nekodesuka, soretomo tachi?
[Are you a top or a bottom?]
boku no are wo shabutte kudasai
[Suck me please.]
Suichu megane wa sex surutoki wa iranaiyone!
[No you can't wear swim goggles while we have sex!]
That last one was for Steve (and anyone else who's seen Japanese Porn.)
Special thanks to Ken-chan for translating for me.
So how about it boys? what phrases should we include. and of course please contribue the foreign translations to me and I'll post them.
